Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job

Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

Big dick energy

MAIA FRICKING CIOTTI

shes got big dick energy

by ahah...frick. July 25, 2019

Leifs massive dick

A massive dick bigger then earth

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025

Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman

That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl

by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023

dick sickness

When you don’t feel good after sex

We fucked so hard, I woke up with dick sickness.

by Kinkykatie069 November 15, 2018

urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

dick face killa

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.

Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!

by anonymous August 4, 2024