Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked into the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

Scooby my boobie

when one scoobies a boobie

"Bro did u just scooby my boobie?"
"yeh m8, it was gr8"

by Sheeyee September 30, 2019

Don't bring your tea into my plate

Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise

"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"

by LordMaxey June 7, 2025

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023