Fucking shitload

Another variable of the term 'shitload'

Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples

by fukhead October 12, 2011

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Fuck

The opposite of a verb or adjective

Fuck it : It’s actually the opposite adjective verb combo
Fuck that: verb do the opposite
I’m going to the store... Steve said. Fuckit so I said okay I’ll stay home. (Rephrase and make it proper)
I can’t see out the window. Fuckit. Basically means to clean it so you can see out of it. (Make into your own words)

by Mike Souza November 19, 2020

Fuck me boots

Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.

“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
“Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”

by KimberKelsey December 7, 2018

Fuck

Fuck the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and make fucking sense still

Oh my my god the fucking WiFi is out

by Geographygeonamics1 January 14, 2019

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.

Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.

by Mega135816 July 21, 2025