GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Steph's weed.

Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.

Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."

by TheStoners Son August 1, 2018

Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.

Here smoke some bob weed.

by BEAN MOTHERFEKERS March 22, 2021

pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

Weed

Smoking · Informal
noun
1.
a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants.

2. In Scottish slang weed is another word for “sweets” or “candy”

“I really want some weed from the weed shop” said Jimmy so sally

by Sunflower__sun January 11, 2021