Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower March 02, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 December 01, 2018

Head Weed Soup

Bong water

Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!

by Pooper Grouper January 26, 2022

weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

weed yard

A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed

Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday

by Firastorm March 01, 2016

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017