Matthew Hazard

Massive cock and pulls bare under age girls

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard

by Fat knob master November 23, 2021

Matthew

An extremely unattractive person that sucks dick

Look at Matthew

by Revolution13744@ April 18, 2018

MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

Matthew

a short odd boy usually with a troubled past. very outgoing and offen misunderstood. he is loving and never realy hold a grudge unless it is funny.

hey theres matthew!

by beebo1987 May 8, 2018

Matthew

Name to Matthew

To say hello Matthew

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

matthew

a good looking guy with blue eyes

for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan

by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018