Sam

Maybe one of the best people you could ever meet. Sam is a charming, smart, talented, adorable little teddy bear. He can be one of your best friends, and if he becomes your boyfriend he'll only get better and better. He's caring, he's compassionate, he's romantic. He's never afraid to tell you how he feels. He lets you play with his hair, and you can easily get lost in his green eyes, since he's probably lost in yours already (= Sam can sometimes shelter away, but he's never afraid to write you a long romantic paragraph whenever he feels like it.

You: Sammy?
Him: Yea?
You: Whatcha thinking?
Him: I love you.

by NerdGirl6101 May 23, 2019

Sam

Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice

U dirty little sam

by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

Sam

the big epic

that new roblox game is sam

by penis burger May 26, 2019

Sam Kaminsky

Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.

Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”

by Skittle_titties May 27, 2019

Sam

THe whitest shit you will ever meet

Sam is a white asshole

by PRIKERERRER May 28, 2019

Sam Tissen

A person who is always Salty in video games and in real life.
Possibly a genetic defect.

He is like Sam Tissen!

by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019

SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019