Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Soup queen

Alisha Braddock, a woman that loves to make soups!!

Alisha Braddock is the soup queen because loves makings soups. And she is really good at it.

by Daddy bear 1989 January 8, 2023

Sticky Soup

Jerk off into a container, microwave it, then dump the delicious cum soup into your anus!

Hey bungledash make me some sticky soup so I can dump it into my asshole!

by DA Big curly May 31, 2025

South Harrison soup sucker

The act of a women sucking cum up off the floor as if she was drinking a fine bowl of soup, from the south Harrison region, then spitting back out the cum back out into her hand for which she stores it in her vagina for consumption at a later time

My girlfriend was sucking my cock and after I blew my nut she performed an old fashioned south Harrison soup sucker. I am slightly worried as to why she wants to keep my cum for later

by Bigoleballsack July 7, 2022

beef soup

Very destructive diarrhea that has the consistency of beef soup.

I drank too much last night. Now I have beef soup coming out of my ass!

by Shlits January 18, 2014

Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.

I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024