The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search

Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.

by bihlilboi January 21, 2018

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018

Internet Roadtrip

The game on neal.fun where people use Google street view to travel the world together.

I got us a shout-out on the Internet Roadtrip

by Venom777 August 5, 2025

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet

The shit your using right now. dumbass...

guy 1: Hey whats the internet?
guy 2: wtf dude ur dumb

by Mushroom Man :3 September 9, 2021

Internet

A where people can spread bad opinions (yours) and I can spread good opinions (mine)

Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”

by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025