The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
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