upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Crack for life

CFL or crack for life; refers to the consumption of coke/cociane. Often the consumption for people that claim that they don't do it and like to do it... Hence crack for life

"What did you do last night?" Met the boys ...... " crack for life "

On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"

I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...

by Jon b August 2, 2016

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018

crack time

A time that can range from 30 minutes to 4 hours when starting you'll be about 15 minutes unroll you show up or come round etc

Person1: hey what time will u be round

Person2: about 10 minutes
*2 hours later*
Person 1: you said 10 minutes

Person 2: yeah 10 minutes crack time

by Rachiie babii November 8, 2019

crack face

To laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it's like your face is cracking).

"He's going to be so hilarious!"
"I know! I'm totally gonna crack face."

by Kyle Rainey February 4, 2006