sick slap

If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.

you: shut up!

them: no (continuing to be annoying)

you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)

by zawayou May 2, 2011

doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead

shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you

by davebeanhead June 29, 2007

tuc slap

getting hit in the face by a cow poo

when your riding a motorcycle and overtake a cattle truck and a cow does a turd which exits the trailer and hits you in the face, you have been tuc slapped

by half-sleeve September 29, 2011

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

Kaitlyn Slap

A slap anyone named Kaitlyn will think hurts but ends up being loud and funny to watch

Aw man I just got Kaitlyn slapped, it didn’t hurt though

by ThatOneKidSkyler October 18, 2018

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009