seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Kaitlyn Slap

A slap anyone named Kaitlyn will think hurts but ends up being loud and funny to watch

Aw man I just got Kaitlyn slapped, it didn’t hurt though

by ThatOneKidSkyler October 18, 2018

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

tuc slap

getting hit in the face by a cow poo

when your riding a motorcycle and overtake a cattle truck and a cow does a turd which exits the trailer and hits you in the face, you have been tuc slapped

by half-sleeve September 29, 2011

southern slapping

Anal sex with a girl from the south.

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"

by codkat February 5, 2014

Slap Tip

1) Giving oral, fellatio, to the tip of another mans penis

2) insult equivalent to suck my dick

Homie#1 : yo bro, that fit isn’t it. No bitches are gonna fuck with you

Homie#2 : yo bro, slap tip…

by CuckBetaMale July 6, 2021