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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend
by gayanalman February 13, 2021
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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)
“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
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Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...
by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021
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Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation
Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle
by Woke=hate March 1, 2021
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sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.
A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.
by _poortxby_ March 1, 2021
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Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
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