phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021

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Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

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Phone mode

Phone mode - When a person is unable to process enough data to listen and scroll at the same time, and the scrolling is apparently more important to them than whatever you are saying.

I tried to tell Uncle Jim about something but he didn't hear a word of it because he was in Phone Mode

by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 21, 2021

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Phone

A phone is a electronic

Can i have my phone back please?

by SDirah April 23, 2021

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phone hole

when you're sucked in to your phone's photo gallery for an infinite amount of time scrolling through pictures and reliving memories.

sorry, i was sucked in to a phone hole again.

by loos3_fix August 1, 2022

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phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

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