Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”

by April 21, 2023

side bluebs

A name used to describe Neytiri's side boobs in the movie Avatar (2009).

"Avatar was the highest grossing movie of all time, but it really wasn't that great."
"Yeah, I only watched it for the side bluebs."

by Micher J July 22, 2020

side shordy

A side chick or a side ting can also be called a side shordy

My side shordys so bad

by Baddie;) November 12, 2018

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.

Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.

by UVM'sfinest March 29, 2016

Side Scanner

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.

The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!

by JibSS September 30, 2010

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021