by shoppingkartman January 1, 2021
Get the Milk Capsmug. Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.
"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
by Whon Kick August 7, 2021
Get the CAP Disordermug. A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.
EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!
Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!
Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016
Get the Victim Capmug. Those polar caps twinkle everytime Leeshy smiles.
Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
by Leeshy Loushy June 18, 2022
Get the Polar Capsmug. Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.
You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”
Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”
Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”
by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025
Get the flat cap manmug. 
Get the Capmug. A simple game where friends ejaculate into mountain dew caps it is not limited too mountain dew but maybe be used with water bottle caps as well last in to complete the task must empty the caps
by ronja gein May 21, 2015
Get the fill the capmug.