Short

You.

We deeply regret to inform you, that you are in fact short.

Person a: Jeez, Tyler is tall.

Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.

by yourunaveragehuman April 19, 2022

drop short

having one's pants pulled down

"I drop shorted her in the girls locker room"

by rebecky December 10, 2003

short

not tall

if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl

by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021

Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

Short

Short people are usually short

You mum is short and fat

by Sebinion445 February 1, 2021

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021