jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement
Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
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WHEN A JAZMIN AND A SAM DATE
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A gathering of people that may or may not include a music
by Hagrid88 November 07, 2009
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Girl1: He is a Jam

Girl2:ooo you have good taste
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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
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jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )
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