cold brew

I thought the evening was over after our awkward date, but then we made cold brew.
by Anna Winter June 21, 2023
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Cold Favretto

The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.
After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.
by Poop,aster November 22, 2021
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Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
by RideBigPony August 02, 2024
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The cold

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Cold Haribo

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.
Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!
by Vauulty July 17, 2017
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Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016
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cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am
person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*
by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021
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