Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

making sky muffins

it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.

Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.

by Anonomnomomnomnomnmnom March 19, 2010

English Muffin Pizza

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.

Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;

by Hexing July 24, 2010

sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

murder muffin

to remove someones face with an icecream scoop and put it in a bowl to b eaten or saved for later.

bob: "who are you"
random guy: "keeyah *scoops bobs face off* mmm delicious"
bob: "damn i just got murder muffined"

by god on earth lawl March 16, 2008

Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

by London_Girl January 12, 2010

Chotch Muffin

A girls private region(Vagina) which is is unfortunately filled with muffin like substance rather than what would normally be expected.

"Dude did you get in her Chotch Muffin?"

"Nah man too much Poppy seed"

by Buttweed of Triktaktilik November 16, 2009