Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.

"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."

by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016

mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.

i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 30, 2016

Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation

Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.

by MudSand November 26, 2016

mud ringer

That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked

Alexey is a mud ringer

by Kim02 December 2, 2016

mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016

mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017