Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

tamale monkey

A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.

Watch out for those tamale monkeys in the produce aisle!

by reverenderyk December 9, 2008

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

Sweat Monkey

Racial slur for a female Pakistani.

Fucking sweat monkeys stank like shit.

by Flosheezy March 15, 2009

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016

ming monkey

a person that does mingers

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples

Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006