Kevin

A new hire to a position that makes such a large error on their first assignment that they tarnish the reputation of their company or organization.

He had only been there a month, but somehow he blew their biggest account just like a Kevin

by mrcarpediem August 11, 2021

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Kevin

There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.

Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin

by Chungooo April 6, 2022

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Kevin

An enemy or other hostile entity that becomes non-hostile due to a bug or glitch

Yup that's a Kevin

by anella February 18, 2024

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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"

by Simon Lin August 11, 2024

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kevin talk

"Why use big word when small word easy" - kevin

Kevin Talk
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do

Later...

Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.

by BumpleShmuples September 21, 2021

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Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

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