bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Jew

James Addesso.

My names James Addesso and I’m a jew

by Funnyguysnhighfives July 7, 2025

Masturbazi jew

A Jew that wanks off a lot

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub

by D Flawless June 17, 2025

post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

Jew toe

When a Jewish person has a moose knuckle.

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!

by JewishFucker February 9, 2025

Jew Jack

The Israeli flag.

After the October 7th assault on Israel, I started to notice the proliferation of the Jew Jack in front of American homes.

by Teddy & Lucy June 13, 2025