January 6th

Really cute and amazing people are born on this day.

Person 1: damn look how cute she is
Person 2: must be born on january 6th

by vlamme man December 24, 2021

January 13th

Everyone dresses like we did in 2015-2017 and plays music like all about that base and party in the USA

Hey did you hear about what’s happening on January 13th? No what is it? It’s throw back Friday we dress like we did in 2015-2017. That sounds rad dude

by Bubblegumfishgirl June 7, 2025

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 10

January 10th is national TIGER DAY. By celebrating tigers, we’re acknowledging their importance in biodiversity and the delicate balance of nature.

Man: Hey, woman! Can I give that tiger this gift?
Woman: Yes, you can, because it’s January 10th, AKA national tiger day!!!

Man: rawr 🥺

by Anonymous782156 January 9, 2024

Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025