Coral Island

Aboriginal 6 Nations creation "myth" based on exposed fossil coral bed. This continent of prehistoric fossil coral reaches from the Florida Keys to Ontario in Canada.

North America has significant prehistoric coral reefs, but from vastly different eras: Florida's are younger, from the Pleistocene (ice age) and Holocene, forming the bedrock of the Keys like Windley Key State Park, while Ontario's are much older, Devonian (400M yrs ago) and Silurian (440M yrs ago) reefs found inland at places like Rockwood & Rock Point Provincial Parks. These fossils show how ancient marine environments shifted, leaving behind fossilized coral structures and limestone layers in both regions.

Key Differences
Age: Ontario's are vastly older (hundreds of millions of years) compared to Florida's (thousands to a million years).
Location: Ontario's are inland, exposed by erosion, while Florida's form the foundation of the Keys.
Rock Type: Florida's are often agate-replaced coral, while Ontario's are typical Paleozoic limestone.

Coral Island refers to a prehistoric fossil continent of coral, and is the foundation of "Turtle Island", creation "myth".

by Modern Women January 7, 2026

The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Sherm Island

The land of sherms. A society filled with the lamest of lame niggas. Located on the outskirts of the concrete jungle, the residents of this borough are the worst of the worst. When you enter this realm, you may never return to your former self.

Greg: "Where've you been the whole week."

Joe: "I've been locked away on Sherm Island."
Greg: "Damn, you dead a sherm now"

by Th3Intellectual February 13, 2025

snowing on the island

The act of ejaculation on your flooting stool while on the toilet. SNOWING ON THE ISLAND!

Colin has been in the restroom awhile said Dakota. I bet he is snowing on the island

by Cilcos February 19, 2025

Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer

The act of pooping in your hand while in the shower and tossing it into the toilet.

I was in the shower and had to poop. So I did it in my hand and tossed it into the toilet, pulled a solid Brooklyn Staten Island transfer.

by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025

Dream Island

The island of luxury, a whole square mile of paradise, a 5-star hotel, a casino, 6 restaurants, and robot servants. Sounds like a disease. It got stolen by some green thing in like 2012.

"But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I do!"

by anonymous March 17, 2025