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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internet High (Verb.)

Having the world at your fingertips at a rapid speed causing an overload of dopamine and joy.

2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
“I’m on internet high (Verb.) and IM SO HIGH i swear I saw Baby Pluto and DJ Escobar in a Pablo Escobar documentary while I played PSP on my phone.”

“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”

“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”

“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
by Rk93 September 24, 2023
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Internetability

Bandwidth, the transmission capacity of an electronic communications device or system; the speed of data transfer: a high-bandwidth Internet connection.
Dude this download is sucking up all of my Internetability
by Alster10 November 4, 2008
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Internet Chaw

the act of chawing or dipping online with another friend though a social site ie. Facebook Myspace etc...
chat chat chat... "hey im about to throw in a lip" "dude no way im just about to do the same!!" internet chaw initiated
by giant kid August 10, 2010
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Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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