The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

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Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

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internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

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Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

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The Internet

The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37

by Xetral_Ghik July 25, 2018

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