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The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
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Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.
Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.
by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023
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internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
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Internet

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!
by 123real definitions September 21, 2019
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The Internet

The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37
by Xetral_Ghik July 25, 2018
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Internet trash whore

A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet
Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.
by Ingram Ko September 24, 2021
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Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
by Gakkuri August 23, 2020
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