Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

by Pomack September 10, 2011

quim face

somebody who has a quim for a face or has a face that looks likea quim.

sam field.
oh my god, she has a right quim face

by quim gaytion February 23, 2009

gone face

1. to be completely wasted or intoxicated

2. to actively seek an altered state of consciousness (meditative, intellectual, philosophical, drug induced, etc)

I just realized I'm not supposed to mix these pills with alcohol and I've already had 5 shots of tequila. I'm gone face.

I must reach enlightenment. I'm gone face.

by mostlyjunkfood January 9, 2012

janus face

Referring to the Roman god Janus who has two faces, one which looks to the future and one which looks to the past. Saying that someone has a Janus face is similar to calling him two-faced or a liar.

All of those politicians have a Janus face. They say one thing and do another.

by pwiafkdv October 15, 2014

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014