The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Jersey Home Runmug. The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
Get the home vortexmug. Home is defined as the place where one lives permanently, especially as a member of a family or household, but that is not always the case. Home can be classified as a person or a place that you feel a connection to. Home is a person or place you feel safe and that you can be yourself at. Home is a safe person/place for you. Home is your safe person/place. Home makes you feel loved. Home is anything you feel like you feel most safe, comfortable, and/or connected to. Home is something or someone you learn to or already love. Home is love. Home is forever.
You: "I'm going home."
Special Someone: "But I am your home."
You: "You're right, or when you're not around it's the forest because I feel connected to it."
Special Someone: "But I am your home."
You: "You're right, or when you're not around it's the forest because I feel connected to it."
by Willow Melody November 7, 2022
Get the Homemug. Self professed expert, doesn’t gather any information before taking off . Resulting in physical financial and social harm .
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by Miss Pollyanna April 19, 2019
Get the Home wreckermug. Where Shamima Begum isn't.
by MyNanHasPerished February 28, 2019
Get the Homemug. by Jazzaroo January 5, 2015
Get the stay at home whitmug. Home Smart: A person adept at handling the emotional aspects of home life, characterized by:
Guidance: Provides direction and support to family members, helping them navigate emotional challenges.
Empathy: Understands and shares the feelings of others, fostering a compassionate home environment.
Emotional Intelligence: Recognizes and manages their own emotions as well as those of others, ensuring harmony and understanding.
Thoughtfulness: Considers the needs and feelings of family members, showing kindness and consideration in all interactions.
Intuition: Possesses an innate ability to sense and respond to the emotional undercurrents within the home.
Kindness: Demonstrates a genuine concern for the well-being of others, creating a warm and nurturing atmosphere.
Adaptability: Adjusts to the varying emotional needs and situations within the home, maintaining balance and peace.
Guidance: Provides direction and support to family members, helping them navigate emotional challenges.
Empathy: Understands and shares the feelings of others, fostering a compassionate home environment.
Emotional Intelligence: Recognizes and manages their own emotions as well as those of others, ensuring harmony and understanding.
Thoughtfulness: Considers the needs and feelings of family members, showing kindness and consideration in all interactions.
Intuition: Possesses an innate ability to sense and respond to the emotional undercurrents within the home.
Kindness: Demonstrates a genuine concern for the well-being of others, creating a warm and nurturing atmosphere.
Adaptability: Adjusts to the varying emotional needs and situations within the home, maintaining balance and peace.
Despite the chaos of the holiday season, Geetika's home-smart approach ensured that everyone felt understood and valued, creating a warm and harmonious atmosphere for her family.
by GentleWolf May 14, 2024
Get the home-smartmug.