laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 12, 2017

i'll be home for quismois

A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.

by Zon’t Zo It December 26, 2022

Home-Cuming

The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.

Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure

by nut_charles_balmer November 01, 2019

national stay at home day

June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.

"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"

"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"

by handle_old June 04, 2022

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 06, 2024