To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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usually to be a guy's palm and his five fingers, insinuating masturbation
guy 1- so who are you having over tonight?
guy 2- rosey palm and her five sisters
by mandonna August 19, 2008
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A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.
by Cum-czar May 02, 2009
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Five-finger love ring

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...
by Doris M. Smith August 08, 2008
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Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.
"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."
by Rathboneee January 23, 2012
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Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
by Jerky finger June 30, 2018
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Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)
"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"
by anon August 18, 2003
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