yer face

1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something

2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".

1)

Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."

2)

Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."

by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016

face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015

Cake Face

When someone walks around with makeup that looks like they slammed cake on their face.

That thot has a cake face like i don't we even know.

by ._XKittyBooX_. December 1, 2015

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.

She went face to pillow for me last night

by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017

house to face

To have the house to your self

No parents

We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm

by taylornicole062 June 16, 2018

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018