A mythical beast of unknown origen. Thought to originate from even before the dinosaurs but scientist are still unsure. It resides just about anywhere as it can survive days upon days with only alcohol. Its chronic ADHD means constant stimulations is needed and if not provided, it will initiate a rampage. This consists of using its brute force to pin people down and either sneeze, cough or fart in close proximity to their face. This is exacerbated by the fact that it has never showered or used soap in it’s entire life. It is known as ‘el ogro’ by the locals and they live in constant fear due to its unpredictability. The locals have a saying whenever he is near “Huye, huye del ogro” meaning “flee, flee from the ogre”. It’s weaknesses are a Leyton orient loss and dog 4. Other than that, the beast has no weaknesses and is more or less unstoppable.
“Wait… is that ‘el ogro’?”, says Jordan. “Sweet mother of Christ it is! Run and hide!”, shouts Will.
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The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano
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When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.
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JoeTheCoasterFan's number one roller coaster is el toro as of 2022. He seriously needs to ride fury or pantheon to surpass his rankings.
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