dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Dry

when somebody does something you don't like or when you don't text someone as much as usual

"she dry wrong for that '' or '' our messages are dry''

by idfwu572 November 3, 2019

dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017