Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

Screen door stinks

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.

His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.

by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024

Door Bell

If you call your friend a door bell, most likely, she is short and doesn't know what "paying back" means

You're such a door bell LMFAO

by Idkehjfksjwnjr February 12, 2021

Side Door

When someone uses a friend to connect to another

Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.

by Rodneylr July 07, 2016

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.

Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.

by Double Z September 30, 2021

Door Hinge

Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors

Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge

by DankyFox August 31, 2021

Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020