upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 July 29, 2015

Crazy crack

A person who has a hairline crack of crazy in them, such that if you tap it, the crazy will come pouring out.

I know the dude's a nice guy but he's got a crazy crack waiting to pop

by BSNBG January 21, 2011

Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 21, 2019

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 24, 2021

Crack Mariherocaine

A mix of the side effects of crack, marijuana, heroine, and cocaine. Happens when one is overly tired.

"Are you tripping?"
"No, I'm on the crack mariherocaine."

by kobroski May 08, 2014

Typo Crack

Making god awful spelling errors whilst typing.

During an instant message argument between Frank and Jenny, they were both so upset that the exchange of each word looked like they were both on typo crack.

by Ron Sin - Second Life September 24, 2012

crack-a-lackin

Crack-a-lackin - adjective

1. Lack of crack due to ones relationship status.

2. Alternative for things happening, activities, general goings on.

1. After Heather dumped him, he has been crack-a-lackin.

2. "What's crack-a-lackin?"

"Nothin crack-a-lackin here."

by hkyfanatic October 18, 2009