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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

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Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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Battle Cow

Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.
This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”
by anonymous October 22, 2023
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Cow

"I love cows"
"I love your mum as well"
by Leonid Brezhnev69 June 1, 2021
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Cow tipping

It’s where you go and push over a cow and fuck it in the ass until it shits itself Beastiality
Me and my brother went cow tipping and got a good fuck!
by Tyrone the lawyer March 9, 2019
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cow

this annoying thing that steps on my every morning
Person1: it has hay
person2: cow
by jhvh hj December 4, 2021
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Space cow

Feeling lost and lonely and out of place. Like you don't belong
Little timmy says his mood today is like a space cow
by Brisimmnerd February 20, 2019
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Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s
Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?
by Samiam282 September 26, 2025
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