christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)

christian<33 is an amazing person.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022

Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.

uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone

agh he’s such a christian seavey

by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021

Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.

Christian you greasy lebo come here.

by turk nigga March 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.

Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”

by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020

Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.

He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.

by Simikando April 24, 2025