canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Check

Venmo for old people

Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.

by Nato1029 December 15, 2019

Check

Chicago slang for dying

“Damn I just heard pookie got shot 6 times”
“Did he check?”
“Yeah man, they saying he just checked”

by Juicy_Jay June 28, 2023

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

Checks Out

Meaning that something is indeed correct

“Ok Fairs, yea that checks out”

by Rne-Hayden February 14, 2023

Lighter Check

When someone Initiates a lighter check they light their lighter while saying lighter check then they proceed to pass the flame to everyone who also brought their lighters. If done regularly can prevent lighter thieves.

Stoner 1: *starts snapchat* Lighter Check *flicks lighter*
Stoner 2: *catches flame* I got mine
Stoner 3: you already know *catches flame*
Stoner 4: I forgot mine.

Stoner 1: Wtf you smoking for?

by Cyanokit May 1, 2020