Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006

snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."

(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

snore box

a boring ass person that is extra whack and doesn't like to do anything

James: Yo you wanna hang out with Layla?

Tia:Nah son she a snore box!!!

by EzBreeezy January 11, 2009

Shut the box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night... or at least until 4:20 pm.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer"
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night"

by DarkMobius October 23, 2008

Swag Box

The place where you keep your swag off of your body.

EX: I keep my swag in a swag box in the basement.

by BobJonesworthington October 21, 2012

pussy boxing

A fetish game played by men who smack their junk on cats heads; trying to get them to, scratch, bite, or paw at their penis and or testicles.

Albert:"hey Jim want to come over Saturday so we can do some pussy boxing."

Jim:"i need to use your cat though, cause Chumkins just died of a fractured skull."
Albert:"don't worry about it cause Suzy just had a litter of kittens."

by TheCrimsonChin25 August 7, 2012

Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

by Robertion August 22, 2011