alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

Alabama

A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots

Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring

by Snowboy19 June 2, 2020

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

Alabama Love

Famous for “THE DEPTHS OF HELL” “THE DEPTHS OF MY SISTER”

Alabama love is the depths of redneck

by My sisters husband December 13, 2019

Alabama

The only place where your sister, wife and cousin are the same person

Son: “Dad why is my Aunt and Mom the same person?”
Dad: “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”

by GhostlyDucky October 19, 2020

Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle

Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me

by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025