by milro January 31, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. HE IS THE BRODA OF THE BRODAS , HE HAS MANY ALIAS EHTANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR, HE IS FEARD AMONG FELLOW GAMERS HIS PRESENCE CAN NEVER BE FORESEEN. HIS MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LIKE HE DONT KNOW NOBODY,
by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019
Get the ETHAN BRODAmug. Ethan is shy, sweet, caring, cute and loving. He really cares about your happiness, and if you're not happy then he's not happy. If you are the girlfriend of an Ethan, never let go of him; for he is one of the best things that could happen to you
girl: Guess what!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!
by gia the swaggiest 🙄✨ May 15, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…
by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023
Get the Ethan Craftonmug. Ethan is absolutely perfect. he’s the sweetest and cutest and most adorable person you’ve ever met. he’s always there when you need him, he’ll do anything to make sure you’re okay. Ethan is the type of person that will go out of his way to see you and gets upset when he can’t. he’s the perfect boyfriend and would spend the whole night talking to you and wondering what your kids names with be. he wants you to be happy even if it means he isn’t. he’s also insecure, but really has no reason to be, sometimes he’ll put on a mask and try to hide from the troubles of the world, and struggles to realize that he makes the world a better place. but he’s amazing and sweet and funny and kind and smart, you’ll never want to lose him. he’ll send you goofy photos and will tell you that he misses you and loves you endlessly. Ethan was sent from heaven and is an angel, he’ll give you everything he has, and he’ll love you and support you no matter what. don’t lose an Ethan, he is truly a gift. i love you ethan❤️
by kierstennichol:) April 15, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.
Ethan is perfect
by Jaelix June 1, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.