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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022
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YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the ๐Ÿ’€ emoji.
Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS ๐Ÿ’€ ALL MY FELLAS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

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PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
๐Ÿ‘‡
Bro really said __ ๐Ÿ’€
Bro is actually __ ๐Ÿ’€
Bro actually is him ๐Ÿ’€
by Avatarmint December 26, 2023
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short king

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.
by junjunnie November 21, 2021
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Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew
You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit
by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023
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