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Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars
No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane
by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019
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Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
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Natale Wood

In the auto and mortgage business, a deal that is never moving forward.
That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.
by T.O. fo sho July 15, 2009
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Newstead wood

The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.

The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.

The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.

The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.

Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.

But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit

Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam

Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020
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