New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023

used ballons

Used Condom.

I found used ballons under my mothers bed.

by Hehwhaha June 2, 2016

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Fock-using

A word to use instead of swearing.

Random: Did we have homework today?
Random : Fock-using!

by ThatOneWierdo May 17, 2022

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

among us

This is me Emily🥳 among us is my life

It all started when I was 11 in the sixth grade I played with some friends and got addicted. Ever since then among us has been my life xo

Me: kys if you don’t like among us

Boyfriend: I love among us

*makes out*

by YASAMONGUS4EVER January 24, 2022