Among Us

Among us is a Popular videogame that was createn on 2019.
This game is kinda sus and has services on :
iPhone.
iPad.
Android.
PC.
Nintendo Switch.
PlayStation 4.
Xbox One.
PlayStation 5.

ohhh my god... it´s that the sussy imposter from "Among Us"!1!!!!1!1!1!!

by 3Dani3 November 9, 2022

Does anyone still use this

yeah I'm bored and decided to open this again to search for random stuff I'm not sure if anyone is gonna search this up

does anyone still use this like actually

by 944crackerz April 21, 2025

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Among Us

A mafia space game where you find the sussy impostor and kick them out to win the game, OR complete task. It ruined people lives in 2020-2021 because people on the internet won't shut up about it so it haunts people, it's everywhere.

1:Hey look that looks like among us
2:Shut up
1:But-
2:shut
1:

2:
1:When the impostor is sus
2: SHUT THE FU-

by Predead October 17, 2021

US GAAP

GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. These are a set of accounting principles for financial reporting. The purpose of this set of rules and standards is; to ensure that financial reporting is clear and consistent from one organization to various agencies/companies.

As a financial controller, I ensure that the company's books and reports are in compliance of US General Accepted Accounting Principles to ensure that all of our quarterly and end of the year fiscal reports are consistent and true. This also helps drives external and internal stakeholders' trust with us. With quarterly reports that are consistent with US GAAP, we can ensure that our company moves in the proper direction that keeps our company's financial health in check and also for our customers as well.

by Abdavison November 1, 2021

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022