Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.

Savannah is the world's biggest phone hoe!

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Dumpster Hoe

A nasty skank that you recently broke up with, and is now dating your best bro

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?

LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn

Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".

by Savage Cucumber May 18, 2016

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018

side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening

bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

by relatable bitch May 5, 2018

Pajama Hoe

A pajama hoe, is a bitch who tends to wear pajamas, but make them 500x more slutty, then they should be. They wear sweatpants, and either ties their pajama shirt, or wears a cropped shirt, either to sleep or to walk around your school campus. Half the time either their tits or asses are showing. These are the types of girls who are pregnant at 15-17 years old.

Random Dude: Wow, look at the way her ass hangs out.

Other Dude: Yeah, she's totally a pajama hoe.

Random Dude: Yeah. A hot pajama hoe though. I'd get her pregnant at 16, if you catch my drift.

Other Dude: Dude- No, stop-

by s.txxry_ October 24, 2019

hoe hindsight

The hindsight or gut feeling that someone you are interested in is a hoe, or that they are a terrible person to date.

Guy 1: “Damn, how’d it go with Stacy last night? I heard you guys broke up.”

Guy 2: “Yeah, I didn’t have any hoe hindsight when I met her. I didn’t realize she was “dating” 4 other dudes.”

by fartmunchkin69 November 19, 2021