Kjer Bear

The bears that cause ghonerrhea. They do not taste like bears.

My mother asked me for a kjer bear but all i could give her was some mayonnaise.

by Levinson August 26, 2003

Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

by I'm a brit ya dig August 3, 2019

Pooh Bear

The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.

My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!

by QueenAndPeasant September 28, 2017

bear week

Another word for the week where someone menstruates/begins the period bleed. It is called bear week because you often feel like an irritated grizzly bear that wants to be left alone.

Person A: Oh no, bear week just started.

Person B: Good thing you brought tampons with you!

by TeddytheImpaler April 10, 2020

bear turd

a large or "fat" nugget of marijuana, usually hydroponically grown.

Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that

by tarballs September 20, 2006

Grolar Bear

A Grolar Bear is a hybrid between a male grizzly bear and a female polar bear. Oddly enough, grizzly/polar hybrids are segregated names, see Pizzly Bear for the opposite

Guy: “Wow, look over there Steve it’s a Grolar Bear! Those things are rare!

Steve: “Wait isn’t that a Pizzly Bear?”

by DrAccius August 24, 2021

bear hectic

Bear meaning very, hectic meaning good. Hectic can be replaced with any other slang term meaning good messy sick bad

"shit bruv, that club was bear hectic!"

by blaap October 7, 2006